About a month ago, my dad got this really boss grill, seen here:
This 6-burner beauty is pretty badass. My dad grills all the damn time now.
Here's how tonight's meal turned out:
Let us analyze my plate here.
1. We've got our tasty lamb, coming from the leg region. I'm a sucker for lamb. This was seasoned with rosemary and garlic. It was delicious but a little more well done than I would have liked. My dad made some excuse about something, but I wasn't listening because excuses are the bricks in the wall of failure. Not that this was in any means a failure. In fact, I give it a score of 4.3/5 Jeffs (Jeffs are the equivalent of stars)
2. Skrimp. Grilled skrimp. This was the alternative meat for the non-lamb eaters at the table, but you KNOW I was gettin some skrimp on my plate. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to those mo-fos. But I think they were good, maybe a tad chewy. My dad is gonna hate this blog. For shits and giggles I'll give them a 3.9/5 Jeffs.
3. Grilled Potato. This was great. Lots of seasoning, with butter and sour cream provided. Skin was crispy. I had another half after I was through with this. 4.7/5 Jeffs.
4. Grilled Brussle sprouts. These things are fucking awful. Brussel sprouts come from Satan's grundle. I've always hated this fuckers but someone said "Try them grilled, you'll like them!" So I did, and they still sucked. I ate one and threw the rest back. -20/5 Jeffs. Burn in Hell.
5. Grilled asparagus. Notice a pattern? Everything's grilled! I used to hate these too, but I've seen the light. These were sweet and almost buttery. Could have been crispier. 4.2/5 Jeffs.
Well, there you have it. Overall, very good meal. Some things could have been cooked more, some could have been cooked less. Hopefully my dad doesn't kill me in my sleep. See you all for my next meal! (which by my calculations, should be in about an hour)
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